B b b besties
Talia and Fred are like a trash fire that won’t stop burning because they’re both too dumb to realize they’re the same.
Talia: I’m better than you. You’re just a back-up bestie.
Fred: I’m better than you. You’re just a weak bestie.
They both yelled: 'I’M THE BESTEST BESTIE!' and then cried because they both had the same idea.