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Talia and Fred are like two messed-up kids who won’t let you sleep because they’re too busy arguing over who’s the bestest bestie.
Talia: Fred, I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a sidekick.
Fred: No way, I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a nuisance.
They both screamed at the same time: 'I’M THE BESTEST BESTIE!'
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Talia and Fred are like a trash fire that won’t stop burning because they’re both too dumb to realize they’re the same.
Talia: I’m better than you. You’re just a back-up bestie.
Fred: I’m better than you. You’re just a weak bestie.
They both yelled: 'I’M THE BESTEST BESTIE!' and then cried because they both had the same idea.
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Talia and Fred are like a broken calculator that keeps adding up to the same stupid answer.
Talia: I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a lazy bestie.
Fred: I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a weak bestie.
They both texted at the same time: 'I’M THE BESTEST BESTIE!' and then got mad because they both said it.
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