A'onesty
She’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and the only reason you’re still sane. If you leave her, you’re a total idiot. She’s a disaster but she’s worth every second of it.
He left her for a barista. She posted a photo of him eating a muffin and called him a ‘muffin man’.
She came to my house with a dog, a cat, and a chicken. I asked what happened. She said, ‘I didn’t know what I was doing.’
I told her I was leaving, and she threw a fit. Now I have to take her to the mall every weekend.