A'onesty
She’s like a unicorn and the only thing that keeps you from going insane. Don’t you dare leave her or I’ll come over and beat you up. She’s a total mess, but she’s the best thing you’ve ever had.
He left her for a guy who wore socks with sandals. She posted a photo of him and called him a ‘sock guy.’
She showed up at my house with a turtle, a parrot, and a banana. I asked what was going on. She said, ‘I had a party.’
I said I was leaving her, and she threatened to tell my boss. Now I’m stuck with her.