a$$hat - A word that only Silent Bob uses when he’s too lazy to think

A word that only Silent Bob uses when he’s too lazy to think of a real joke. It’s like the sound of a goat screaming in a blender.

Silent Bob said, “I’m an a$$hat.” Then he fell asleep.

My friend tried to make a joke and just said, “a$$hat.” It was worse than a broken toaster.

I told Silent Bob he was an a$$hat. He took it as a compliment.