a$$hat

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A guy who has his head so far up his ass, it’s like he’s wearing his own poop as a hat. And he’s proud of it.
My cousin is an a$$hat. He thinks he’s a genius just because he can breathe through his ass.
My teacher called me an a$$hat after I threw a paper airplane at her head.
My dog’s best friend is an a$$hat. He eats his own feces for fun.
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A word that only Silent Bob uses when he’s too lazy to think of a real joke. It’s like the sound of a goat screaming in a blender.
Silent Bob said, “I’m an a$$hat.” Then he fell asleep.
My friend tried to make a joke and just said, “a$$hat.” It was worse than a broken toaster.
I told Silent Bob he was an a$$hat. He took it as a compliment.
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A stupid hat that people pay real money for just so they can look like fools while playing a video game. It’s like buying a sandwich for your pet goldfish.
I spent $50 on a hat for my character. It looks like a cheeseburger on fire.
My cousin bought 10 hats just to show off. He’s an a$$hat.
The hat cost more than my rent. I’m an a$$hat.
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A guy who thinks he’s a hero because he killed 23 babies, even though he was just being annoying and didn’t even need to.
He killed 23 babies just because they were loud. He’s a total a$$hat.
The babies didn’t even do anything. He was just an a$$hat.
He’s a$$hat enough to be famous on the internet.
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A piece of junk you put on your head. It doesn’t help you, it doesn’t protect you, and it’s probably made of expired cheese.
I wore a hat made of cheese. It stank so bad, I got kicked out of class.
My hat fell off and hit the teacher. He called me an a$$hat.
I bought a hat. It was a total waste of money.
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A British guy who uses it like a condom. It’s like the worst sexual experience ever, and it’s also a hat.
He used a hat like a condom. He’s a total a$$hat.
My British uncle said a hat is a condom. He’s an a$$hat.
He tried to use a hat as a condom. It failed.
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A word that means everything and nothing at the same time. It’s like swearing, but with less effort and more confusion.
He said, “a$$hat?” Like he was confused and mad at the same time.
I told him, “a$$hat.” He took it as a compliment.
She said, “You’re a$$hat.” It was like the end of the world.
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