A'amaurion
An A'amaurion is a tiny-ass human who loves you to death but will still nag you for no reason. He’s smart as hell, but you’ll probably end up yelling at him because he’s annoying as a broken toaster.
You: 'I’m gonna go to bed.' A'amaurion: 'Wait, did you brush your teeth? Did you eat? What’s your plan for tomorrow?'
He sends you a 12-line text about your coffee choice at 2 a. m.
He calls you at work just to tell you he’s thinking about you.