A'amaurion

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An A'amaurion is a tiny-ass human who loves you to death but will still nag you for no reason. He’s smart as hell, but you’ll probably end up yelling at him because he’s annoying as a broken toaster.
You: 'I’m gonna go to bed.' A'amaurion: 'Wait, did you brush your teeth? Did you eat? What’s your plan for tomorrow?'
He sends you a 12-line text about your coffee choice at 2 a. m.
He calls you at work just to tell you he’s thinking about you.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A'amaurion is like a pet that’s cute but also a pain in the ass. He'll make you feel like the best person in the world, then tell you your life choices are terrible.
He texts you: 'I miss you. But you're still an idiot.'
He shows up unannounced with a pizza and a list of life advice.
He sends you a meme at 3 a. m. with a note that says 'This is for your soul.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A'amaurion is a human being who is a tiny boss but a great friend. He’ll give you life advice, then make you question your whole life, just to be nice.
He texts you: 'You’re doing good, but you could be better. Also, your haircut is garbage.'
He calls you during a Zoom meeting to tell you he’s proud of you.
He sends you a voice note of him laughing at your bad jokes.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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An A'amaurion is a human who's small but has a big brain and an even bigger mouth. He'll tell you you're the best, then remind you why you're not.
He says: 'You're a gem, but your life choices are a disaster.'
He sends you a text at 1 a. m. with a playlist and a note: 'This is for your soul.'
He calls you during your lunch break to tell you he's thinking about you, then tells you your diet is trash.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A'amaurion is a human who’s like your best friend, your boss, and your therapist all in one. He’ll love you to death, then tell you your life is a mess.
He texts: 'You’re doing great, but your life is a hot mess.'
He shows up at your house with soup and life advice.
He sends you a voice note at 3 a. m. saying, 'I love you, but you’re still an idiot.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A'amaurion is like a small dog who loves you but also knows how to bark at you. He’ll be sweet, then remind you how much of a mess your life is.
He texts you: 'I love you, but your life is garbage.'
He calls you at work with a playlist and a life lesson.
He shows up at your house with coffee and a list of things you’re doing wrong.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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