a%09 - A stupid way to call someone you like when you can’t think o

A stupid way to call someone you like when you can’t think of anything better and are too lazy to spell ‘bestie’.

Text: My crush is my a%09. I think that’s what they call it.

Tweet: I don’t know what ‘bestie’ means. I just call my friend a%09.

DM: I love my dog. He’s my a%09.