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A lazy way to scream ‘oh no’ when you’re too tired to type properly or your brain’s too fried to make sense.
A: I just got a 100 on the math test. B: a%09
DM: I spilled coffee on my shirt. a%09
Text: My dog ate my homework. a%09
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It’s like saying ‘2009’ but with less effort and more embarrassment, like when you’re too lazy to remember the full year.
Text: I was born in a%09. My brain is too weak to count higher.
Tweet: 2009 was the year I got my first phone. a%09 was the year I forgot what it was.
DM: My mom said I should be born in 2009. I said a%09 and left.
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A stupid way to call someone you like when you can’t think of anything better and are too lazy to spell ‘bestie’.
Text: My crush is my a%09. I think that’s what they call it.
Tweet: I don’t know what ‘bestie’ means. I just call my friend a%09.
DM: I love my dog. He’s my a%09.
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When you try to smile but you’re too tired to press shift and just type =) like a confused idiot.
Text: =) a%09
Tweet: My face is =). a%09
DM: =) a%09, what does that mean? I don’t know.
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The most expensive jeans in the world, made by people who think math is a sport and spelling is a curse.
Text: I bought a%09 jeans for $100. I look like a rich kid.
Tweet: a%09 costs more than my rent.
DM: My mom says a%09 is the only thing worth buying.
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When everyone in school had pink hair and tried to be cool, but no one knew what they were doing.
Text: The summer of a%09 was the worst.
Tweet: I had pink hair in a%09. I looked like a disco ball.
DM: a%09 was when we all tried to be cool and failed.
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A stupid idea that Brad Pitt would be mayor of New Orleans, made by people who think he can fix the city with a smile and a movie.
Text: I saw a%09 shirts at the store. They were $20.
Tweet: a%09 is a stupid idea. Brad Pitt can’t fix the city.
DM: My mom says a%09 is the best thing since sliced bread.