A zoomers ransom
A zoomer's ransom is when they hand over a ton of money for something that is completely useless, because they think it's a relic from another time, and they’re too dumb to realize they're being ripped off.
I paid $100 for a Tamagotchi because it had a voice. It broke in one day.
My aunt paid $150 for a calculator from the 70s. It does basic math. Who needs that?
I spent $200 on a VHS player because it had a neon light. It plays tapes. So what?