A zoomers ransom

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A zoomer's ransom is when a zoomer pays way more money for something that is totally worthless because they think it’s cool, and they have no idea what things are actually worth.

I paid $100 for a Tamagotchi because it had a neon light and a voice. It broke in two days.

My dad bought a Rubik’s Cube for $500 because he thought it was from the 90s. It’s just plastic.

I paid $150 for a fidget spinner because it had a logo on it. It’s just a spinning thing.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A zoomer's ransom is when they drop a ton of cash on something stupid because they think it’s going to be worth a fortune, and they have no idea what they’re doing.

I paid $200 for a Giga Pets dinosaur. It ate my homework and died in a week.

My cousin spent $300 on a Beanie Baby named Larry. It was just a plush with a name.

I bought a CD player for $75 because it was from the 80s. It plays music. So what?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A zoomer's ransom is when they hand over a ton of money for something that is completely useless, because they think it's a relic from another time, and they’re too dumb to realize they're being ripped off.

I paid $100 for a Tamagotchi because it had a voice. It broke in one day.

My aunt paid $150 for a calculator from the 70s. It does basic math. Who needs that?

I spent $200 on a VHS player because it had a neon light. It plays tapes. So what?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A zoomer's ransom is when they throw money at something that’s not worth a damn because they think it’s a priceless treasure from the past, and they’re too clueless to know they’re getting scammed.

I paid $200 for a Rubik’s Cube because it had a logo on it. It’s just a puzzle. Who cares?

My brother bought a walkie-talkie for $100 because he thought it was from the 80s. It breaks in 3 days.

I spent $150 on a CD player because it had a neon light. It plays music. What’s the big deal?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A zoomer's ransom is when they spend a bunch of money on something stupid because they think it’s super valuable, but it’s just a piece of junk they saw on a video.

I paid $100 for a Tamagotchi because it had a voice. It died in a week.

My sister paid $150 for a VHS player because it had a neon light. It plays tapes. What’s the big deal?

I spent $200 on a Rubik’s Cube because it had a logo. It’s just a puzzle.

by Slangipedia 15d ago