A wooden toaster zombie - A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re too broke, tired,

A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re too broke, tired, and stupid to be anything else.

I had no money, no energy, and no brain. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I ate bread, slept on the floor, and cried. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I had no life and no plans. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.