A wooden toaster zombie - A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re so broke you eat

A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re so broke you eat bread like it’s your last meal.

I had no money and ate toast for three days straight. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I begged my dad for food and got a bagel. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I ate toast at 3 AM and cried. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.