A Winnie - When you drink your beer while pooping like a f***ing animal

When you drink your beer while pooping like a f***ing animal, just because you're too drunk to care if you look like a mess.

I took my beer into the loo and drank it while I was sh**ting, and I didn’t even care if I looked like a f***ing disaster.

I was pooping and still drinking, like I was trying to out-drink my own guts.

I took my beer into the toilet, and I didn’t stop drinking until I was done sh**ting like a wild man.