A Winnie

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When you drink your beer while pooping like a f***ing animal, just because you're too drunk to care if you look like a mess.

I took my beer into the loo and drank it while I was sh**ting, and I didn’t even care if I looked like a f***ing disaster.

I was pooping and still drinking, like I was trying to out-drink my own guts.

I took my beer into the toilet, and I didn’t stop drinking until I was done sh**ting like a wild man.

A girl who’s so good-looking and smart, you’d fall for her, but she’s also a f***ing perfectionist who hides all her feelings and f***ing drama.

Winnie is like a goddess but also has f***ing drama behind her perfect smile.

She’s a total angel on the outside, but she’s got so much f***ing sadness inside.

Winnie is the kind of girl who hides all her feelings like a f***ing ninja.

When you’re too f***ing happy with your friends to care about anything else, like bombs or your life.

I was just living my best life with my friends, and I didn’t even care about the bombs.

I was too happy with my friends to worry about anything else.

I just decided to live my life and love my friends, bombs be damned.

When you’re so f***ing drunk you make f***ing stupid decisions and wake up with no memory like you were hit by a f***ing truck.

I got so f***ing drunk I made f***ing stupid decisions and woke up like I was hit by a truck.

I drank so much I forgot my own name the next morning.

I was so f***ing wasted I made decisions that would haunt me for life.

A girl so f***ing hot your jaw drops, but she’s also a f***ing disaster at relationships and has f***ing drama with every guy she dates.

Winnie is so f***ing hot you can’t even breathe.

She’s got a great voice, a great family, and a f***ing disaster love life.

She’s so f***ing pretty and has a f***ing amazing voice but is a total mess with boys.

A f***ing princess who’s so f***ing hot and smart, everyone f***ing loves her, and she’s got a f***ing perfect life.

Winnie is the f***ing princess of the school, and everyone f***ing loves her.

She’s smart, hot, and everyone f***ing wants to be her friend.

Winnie’s like a f***ing supermodel, but she’s also a total genius.

When someone walks like they’re f***ing drunk and can’t even move properly, like they’re f***ing stuck in glue.

He walked like he was f***ing drunk and couldn’t move properly.

She walked like she was stuck in glue and couldn’t move.

He walked like he had f***ing legs made of sand and couldn’t move.