A Whiteside
A Whiteside is a fat, middle-aged guy with a beer gut who secretly loves having sex with his son. He’s like a dad who thinks he’s a cool dad, but the kid’s just along for the ride.
That guy is a Whiteside, I swear he’s into his son.
Why is my dad having sex with my brother? He’s a Whiteside.
My uncle is a Whiteside and he thinks he’s cool.