A Whiteside

A Whiteside is a giant meaty dong that looks like a pringles can. The white man’s version of the thick black dong. It’s so big it could make a woman’s vagina stretch like a yoga class.

A Whiteside is a fat, middle-aged guy with a beer gut who secretly loves having sex with his son. He’s like a dad who thinks he’s a cool dad, but the kid’s just along for the ride.

Will Whiteside thinks he owns Australia, but he lives in the Northern Territory. He’s a crab-like man, and his dad is in a wheelchair. Everyone loses it when they see him.

A Whiteside is the area below your tan line. It shows up when you’re drunk, but it also shows up when you’re just being a fool.

Jacob is a Magcon boy with the best voice. He’s perfect, nice, and will melt your heart with his singing. Any girl who dates him is lucky.

He’s the sweetest guy, gives the best hugs, and smells amazing. Any girl who marries him is the luckiest girl in the world.

The world’s most loved sheep is also a backup catcher who played for the Giants. He was the best backup until Buster Posey came along.