a weird nut
A weird nut happens when someone tries to get their nut out, but it's like they're doing it for the wrong reasons. It’s confusing, gross, and no one wants it.
My teacher tried to flirt with the janitor. The janitor was like, 'I just mop.'
My brother tried to get it on with my math teacher. He got a D.
My mom tried to get it on with the pizza guy. He left a tip.