a weird nut

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A weird nut is when someone tries to get their jizz out, but there's no love or lust. It's just a sad, sweaty mess that makes both people feel like they got scammed.
My cousin tried to hit it and quit it with my sister. She was like, 'You're not even hot.'
My friend's dad tried to get it on with the mail lady. She just left.
My neighbor tried to flirt with my dog. The dog just stared.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A weird nut happens when someone tries to get their nut out, but it's like they're doing it for the wrong reasons. It’s confusing, gross, and no one wants it.
My teacher tried to flirt with the janitor. The janitor was like, 'I just mop.'
My brother tried to get it on with my math teacher. He got a D.
My mom tried to get it on with the pizza guy. He left a tip.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A weird nut is when someone is trying to get their nut out, but no one is into it. It's like they're just doing it for the sake of doing it. It's pointless and annoying.
My dad tried to get it on with the grocery store clerk. She just rang up his eggs.
My friend tried to hit it with his dog. The dog just barked.
My uncle tried to get it on with the mailman. The mailman just left.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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