A waste of dick
When you get hard in the morning, but your wife is already dressed and gone, like she had a life and didn’t want to be interrupted by your morning meat.
Woke up with a hard-on, but my wife was already gone. I was like, 'What even is this?'
He got a full-on morning boner, but his wife was already out the door. Total waste of dick.
I got a stiffy at 7 a. m. but my wife was already at work. That’s just rude.