A waste of dick

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When your dong is so big it's not even worth using because it's too much for anyone to handle. It's like having a monster that no one wants to fight.
My cousin tried to show off his 12-inch monster, and my aunt fainted. Classic waste of dick.
He tried to give me a hand job, but it felt like getting hit by a truck. Waste of dick, pure waste.
My buddy’s cock is so big, it’s like a waste of a whole man.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you get hard in the morning, but your wife is already dressed and gone, like she had a life and didn’t want to be interrupted by your morning meat.
Woke up with a hard-on, but my wife was already gone. I was like, 'What even is this?'
He got a full-on morning boner, but his wife was already out the door. Total waste of dick.
I got a stiffy at 7 a. m. but my wife was already at work. That’s just rude.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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