a warwick wanker
a lanky Warwick twat who’s a smelly, faceless, goggle-eyed, brainless waste of space. He’s a fat, flabby, moob-filled, toe-up-fanny-sticking, gobble-licking, insect-fucking, sexy-ginge-loving, gimp who’s been smothered by his massive, sexy mum.
He’s the reason I hate Warwick. He’s like a wet noodle with a face.
He tried to lick my gobble. I told him to go back to his moobs.
He stuck his toe up my fanny in front of everyone. I’m still crying.