a warwick wanker

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a lanky Warwick twat who’s a smelly, faceless, goggle-eyed, brainless waste of space. He’s a fat, flabby, moob-filled, toe-up-fanny-sticking, gobble-licking, insect-fucking, sexy-ginge-loving, gimp who’s been smothered by his massive, sexy mum.
He’s the reason I hate Warwick. He’s like a wet noodle with a face.
He tried to lick my gobble. I told him to go back to his moobs.
He stuck his toe up my fanny in front of everyone. I’m still crying.
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a Warwick loser who looks like a soggy bagel with goggle eyes and a face like a smelly sock. He’s a fat, moob-filled, gobble-licking, insect-fucking, toe-up-fanny-sticking, sexy-ginge-loving, gimp who got smothered by his big, sexy mum.
He’s the worst. I’d rather get hit by a truck than be stuck with him.
He tried to lick my gobble in the toilet. I threw a sock at him.
He stuck his toe up my fanny during lunch. I got suspended.
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a fat, moob-filled, goggle-eyed, smelly, brainless, toe-up-fanny-sticking, gobble-licking, insect-fucking, sexy-ginge-loving, gimp who got smothered by his big, sexy mum and lives in Warwick.
He’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I’d rather get eaten by a dog.
He tried to lick my gobble in the park. I ran away crying.
He stuck his toe up my fanny in front of my dad. I’m never going back to Warwick.
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