a warwick wanker
a fat, moob-filled, goggle-eyed, smelly, brainless, toe-up-fanny-sticking, gobble-licking, insect-fucking, sexy-ginge-loving, gimp who got smothered by his big, sexy mum and lives in Warwick.
He’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I’d rather get eaten by a dog.
He tried to lick my gobble in the park. I ran away crying.
He stuck his toe up my fanny in front of my dad. I’m never going back to Warwick.