A Walmart Surprise - When someone forces a frozen sausage up your butt in the Wal

When someone forces a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom while they laugh at you and lick the sausage like it's a fancy dessert

My brother got a Walmart Surprise and now he's obsessed with sausages

I got a Walmart Surprise and I still can't go to Walmart

My mom got a Walmart Surprise and she said it was the best thing ever