A Walmart Surprise

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When a guy shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in a Walmart bathroom while he licks it like it's the last piece of cake on Earth
My cousin got a Walmart Surprise during the Black Friday sale
I saw a guy get a Walmart Surprise and he started crying
My friend got a Walmart Surprise and now he won't eat sausages ever again
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When someone forces a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom while they laugh at you and lick the sausage like it's a fancy dessert
My brother got a Walmart Surprise and now he's obsessed with sausages
I got a Walmart Surprise and I still can't go to Walmart
My mom got a Walmart Surprise and she said it was the best thing ever
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When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom and they lick it like it's a prize they won
I saw a guy get a Walmart Surprise and he started singing
My sister got a Walmart Surprise and now she hates sausages
I got a Walmart Surprise and now I can't sit down
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