A Wadey
A Wadey is when you shove chicken chow mein up your butt, drink 10 red bulls, and then poop on your wife’s nipple and eat it like it’s a gourmet meal.
I did a Wadey and my wife cried and I got a standing ovation.
He did a Wadey and his mom called the police.
She did a Wadey and her dog got a Nobel Prize.