A Wadey

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To pull a Wadey is to puke in the toilet and wipe it with a sock soaked in fabric softener, making the bathroom smell like a dead raccoon threw up in a perfume factory and the walls turn the color of regret.
I pulled a Wadey after eating 12 tacos and it smelled like my grandma's sock drawer.
He did a Wadey in the school bathroom and the janitor cried.
I pulled a Wadey in the airplane toilet and the guy next to me got a free ticket to the afterlife.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Wadey is a super cool girl’s nickname or last name. Like a legend. A goddess. A human emoji.
My crush’s name is Lena Wadey. She’s like a human glitter bomb.
My aunt is named Karen Wadey. She’s the reason my childhood was magical.
My dog is named Max Wadey. He’s the best dog in the universe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Carol Wadey is a psycho rat from Egypt who screams at you like a banshee and hits you with her shoe or her hair. She loves Nutella and flexes her fridge like it’s her ex.
Carol Wadey chased me down the hallway with a shoe and a Nutella sandwich.
She flexed her fridge and I cried.
She stole my airpods and I got a warning from the universe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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No Way!!! D!!!! Shuttup Wade is when you’re so mad you yell at someone like they’re the devil and you don’t care if the whole world hears you.
No Way!!! D!!!! Shuttup Wade after he ate my last pizza slice.
No Way!!! D!!!! Shuttup Wade when she failed her math test.
No Way!!! D!!!! Shuttup Wade because the dog ate his homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Wadey is when you shove chicken chow mein up your butt, drink 10 red bulls, and then poop on your wife’s nipple and eat it like it’s a gourmet meal.
I did a Wadey and my wife cried and I got a standing ovation.
He did a Wadey and his mom called the police.
She did a Wadey and her dog got a Nobel Prize.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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