a vidar
Vidar’s got a cock so huge it’s like it’s got its own disease. He’s hot, and guys are constantly checking him out like he’s the main dish at a buffet.
Vidar walks in, and every guy in the room turns around. He’s that hot.
He’s got a cock so big it’s like it’s got a life of its own.
He’s got a disease called big bænis syndrome. I don’t know what that is, but it’s bad.