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A Vidar is when you ghost a class just to dodge a presentation or a test. It’s like you’re running from a punchline you know is gonna hurt.
I took a Vidar today because I couldn’t handle the thought of speaking in front of the class.
My friend skipped math to avoid a pop quiz. He’s taking a Vidar for sure.
I took a Vidar because I’m too lazy to study and my brain is fried.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Vidar is a god who’s got revenge, justice, and silence down pat. He’s also got a soft spot for hospitality, which is weird because he’s also the one who killed the giant wolf that ate his dad.
Vidar is like the cool older brother who also beats up the monster that ate your dad.
He’s the god who kills the wolf that swallowed Odin. That’s a real flex.
He’s got the power of silence, and he uses it to make people suffer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Vidar has a cock so big it looks like it’s gonna break the universe. He’s so attractive, he’ll steal your girl and make her look like a fool on Pornhub.
Vidar just walked in, and my girl’s eyes went wide. I know what’s coming.
My girl started talking about Vidar like he’s the best thing since sliced bread. I’m dead.
Vidar and my girl are now a couple. I’ve been replaced by a cock god.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Vidar’s got a cock so huge it’s like it’s got its own disease. He’s hot, and guys are constantly checking him out like he’s the main dish at a buffet.
Vidar walks in, and every guy in the room turns around. He’s that hot.
He’s got a cock so big it’s like it’s got a life of its own.
He’s got a disease called big bænis syndrome. I don’t know what that is, but it’s bad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Vidar is a sexy beast, and his dad is a sexy beast too. He’s got the genes of a god and a beast.
Vidar’s dad is a beast, and he’s a beast too. He’s like a god with a cock.
He’s got the looks of a beast and the charm of a god.
He’s the son of a beast, and he’s got that same charm.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Vidar has got a cock so long it looks like it’s gonna hit the moon. He’s got a romantic side that makes him extra cute.
Vidar’s got a cock that looks like it’s been stretched for hours.
He’s got that romantic vibe that makes girls swoon.
He’s got a long cock and a heart full of romance.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Vidar is the chill guy you’d hang out with. He’s not that tall, but he’s loyal and hot enough to make you jealous.
Vidar’s the kind of guy who’ll be there for you no matter what.
He’s not that tall, but he’s got the looks and the loyalty.
He’s the guy you’d hang out with. He’s chill and hot.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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