A Very Cool Dude - A title your parents give you to cover up the fact that you’

A title your parents give you to cover up the fact that you’re a total disaster.

"He’s a very cool dude, I guess. Or maybe he’s just really good at hiding his messes."

"A very cool dude, even if he broke my TV."

"They said he’s a very cool dude, and I believe it, even if I don’t know why."