A Truffle - A truffle is what you call a girl when you’re too drunk to r

A truffle is what you call a girl when you’re too drunk to remember her name. You just say ‘Truffles’ and hope she doesn’t kick your ass.

I called her Truffles and she laughed at me.

He said ‘Truffles’ and got kicked out of the bar.

I called my crush Truffles and she said I was cute.