A Truffle

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A truffle is someone who looks good, acts smart, and is nice to everyone. They’re like a fancy chocolate truffle, rich on the inside and smooth on the outside.
My crush is a truffle. She got straight A’s and still makes me feel like dirt.
That girl in class is a truffle. She’s got brains and a body to match.
He’s a truffle. He got a scholarship and still remembers my name.
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A truffle is a fool who’s always wrong and thinks they’re the best at everything. They talk trash about things they don’t even understand.
My cousin is a truffle. He bets on everything and always loses.
That guy at the bar is a truffle. He thinks he knows everything about football.
My teacher called me a truffle after I failed the test.
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A truffle is when someone digs around in their nose like it’s a treasure hunt. They do it everywhere, in public, in church, in front of their mom.
My brother is a truffle. He snorted his soda in the cafeteria.
She’s a truffle. She did it in the middle of a Zoom call.
My friend is a truffle. He did it in the grocery store.
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A truffle is a type of mushroom that some people eat. Some of them taste good. Others taste like dirt and regret.
That truffle I ate was like eating a rock.
My brother tried a truffle and threw up.
I ate a truffle and it tasted like old socks.
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A truffle is someone who is super sweet and loves people. They’re like the candy truffle, all sugar and kindness.
My mom is a truffle. She always brings me cookies.
My friend is a truffle. She brought me a gift on my birthday.
My teacher is a truffle. She gives out extra credit.
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A truffle is what you call a girl when you’re too drunk to remember her name. You just say ‘Truffles’ and hope she doesn’t kick your ass.
I called her Truffles and she laughed at me.
He said ‘Truffles’ and got kicked out of the bar.
I called my crush Truffles and she said I was cute.
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A truffle is when you dig yourself into the ground so deep that wild pigs suck you off while looking for truffles.
I was a truffle and got sucked off by a pig.
He was a truffle and got eaten by a pig.
She was a truffle and got covered in mud.
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