A total Ian - You're the one who starts the madness but then acts like you

You're the one who starts the madness but then acts like you're f***ing dead when it's time to face it.

I told my friends we'd all go to the horror movie, then f***ing screamed when the ghost showed up.

I started the prank, then ran when I heard the toilet flush.

I said we'd all eat the whole cake, then f***ing fainted when I saw it.