A total Ian

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When someone yells at you to do something but hides in the corner like a coward when it's time to actually do it.

My boss told me to clean the office, then ran out when I turned on the vacuum.

My little brother dared me to eat a whole pizza, then cried when I did it.

My mom told me to talk to the neighbor, then hid behind the couch like a f***ing ninja.

Like when you're the one who starts the chaos but then runs away when it gets real.

I told my friends we'd beat up the bully, then ran when he showed up.

I started the fight, then f***ing sprinted out of the gym.

I said we'd eat the whole cake, then vanished when I saw how big it was.

You're the one who screams, 'Let's do it!' but then acts like you're dying when it's time to actually do it.

I yelled, 'Let's all go skydiving!' and then f***ing cried when we got on the plane.

I said we'd all go to the haunted house, then hid behind my sister when we got there.

I screamed, 'Let's all eat the whole pizza!' and then ran when it was time to bite.

You're like the guy who tells you to jump, but then jumps out of the way when it's your turn.

I told my friend to jump off the diving board, then jumped out of the way when it was my turn.

I said we'd all go for a run, but then f***ing sat on the couch when I got tired.

I told my brother to eat the whole burger, then ran when I saw it.

You're the one who starts the madness but then acts like you're f***ing dead when it's time to face it.

I told my friends we'd all go to the horror movie, then f***ing screamed when the ghost showed up.

I started the prank, then ran when I heard the toilet flush.

I said we'd all eat the whole cake, then f***ing fainted when I saw it.