A total Ian - You're the one who screams, 'Let's do it!' but then acts lik

You're the one who screams, 'Let's do it!' but then acts like you're dying when it's time to actually do it.

I yelled, 'Let's all go skydiving!' and then f***ing cried when we got on the plane.

I said we'd all go to the haunted house, then hid behind my sister when we got there.

I screamed, 'Let's all eat the whole pizza!' and then ran when it was time to bite.