A Tim - A Tim is a Siamese twin with zero imagination. Or it's a tin

A Tim is a Siamese twin with zero imagination. Or it's a tiny boat that goes like 2.8 mph. Either way, it's not cool.

Tim was a twin. His brother was a twin. They were both stuck with boring parents. #TimTwin #BoringParents

Tim was a boat. It went 2.8 mph. That's slower than my grandma. #TimBoat #SlowBoat

Tim is a boat. I think he’s pretending to be a twin. #TimBoat #TimTwin #TimLife