a tiger woods
A big, heavy golf club that Tiger uses to whack the ball so hard it goes through the roof, or it's a nickname for his big dong that's gotten him in trouble with a bunch of ladies.
My neighbor saw me swinging it and said, 'You’re gonna break the fence!'
My sister said, 'He’s got a monster down there!'
My friend said, 'I think he’s got a new girlfriend every week!'