Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you let out a fart so loud it sounds like a jet engine, then you go full-on poop explosion right after.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like he saw a ghost.

My mom threw a pillow at me and said, 'You’re gonna pay for this later!'

I texted my buddy, 'I just made a new enemy.'

2

A big, heavy golf club that Tiger uses to whack the ball so hard it goes through the roof, or it's a nickname for his big dong that's gotten him in trouble with a bunch of ladies.

My neighbor saw me swinging it and said, 'You’re gonna break the fence!'

My sister said, 'He’s got a monster down there!'

My friend said, 'I think he’s got a new girlfriend every week!'

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3

When your wife beats the hell out of you with a golf club because she caught you cheating with a bunch of hot women.

I came home and my wife was holding a golf club like it was a sword.

She said, 'I’m gonna make you regret this!'

I got a black eye and a broken nose from her rage.

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4

When a woman kicks your ass because you cheated on her with some other woman.

My ex said, 'You didn’t even deserve me!'

My friend’s girlfriend threw a lamp at him.

My boss told me, 'You’re fired!'

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5

When you can’t stop getting laid with a bunch of women, and you feel like you’re the king of the world.

I texted my friend, 'I’m gonna have sex with 10 women today!'

My mom said, 'You’re turning into a walking sex machine!'

I told my girlfriend, 'I’m gonna leave you for someone hotter!'

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6

When you cheat on your wife with a bunch of other women and end up crashing your car because you were too distracted by your new love life.

I crashed my car into a tree and said, 'I’m in love!'

My friend’s car went off the road because he was texting a girl.

I told my mom, 'I got a ticket and a new girlfriend!'

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7

A guy who only likes to have sex with white women and doesn’t care who he leaves behind.

My friend said, 'He’s got a new girlfriend every week!'

I saw him with a new girl and said, 'He’s still cheating!'

My cousin said, 'He’s a total whore!'

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