A thousand push up’s’
A fancy way of saying someone got caught lying, and now they're forced to do a thousand push ups like a sweaty, angry, out-of-shape meatball.
My friend said he'd pass the test. He failed. Now he's doing a thousand push ups.
My sister said she'd clean her room. She didn't. Now she's doing a thousand push ups.
My teacher said she'd let us leave early. She didn't. Now she's doing a thousand push ups.