A thousand push up’s’

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A promise made by someone who thinks they're cool, but when they fail, they get forced to do a thousand push ups like a sweaty, out-of-shape, salty loser.
My mom promised me a video game if I got an A. I got a D. Now I'm doing a thousand push ups.
My crush said he'd text me every day. He didn't. Now I'm doing a thousand push ups.
My dog promised me a treat. He lied. I did a thousand push ups.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone talks big and says they'll do something, but when they mess up, they get punished by doing a thousand push ups like a weak, fat, sad sack.
My brother said he'd beat me up. He didn't. Now he's doing a thousand push ups.
My friend said he'd bring pizza. He brought soup. Now he's doing a thousand push ups.
My dad said he'd let me stay up late. He didn't. Now he's doing a thousand push ups.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fancy way of saying someone got caught lying, and now they're forced to do a thousand push ups like a sweaty, angry, out-of-shape meatball.
My friend said he'd pass the test. He failed. Now he's doing a thousand push ups.
My sister said she'd clean her room. She didn't. Now she's doing a thousand push ups.
My teacher said she'd let us leave early. She didn't. Now she's doing a thousand push ups.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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