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If your name is Thomas, you’re doomed to be called 'Thomas the Train' by everyone. It’s annoying as hell and makes you want to punch a kid.

My teacher called me 'Thomas the Train.' I nearly lost it.

I got called 'Thomas the Train' at lunch. I wanted to die.

My friend called me 'Thomas the Train.' I told him I’d kill him.