A Thomas

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A danish word for your best friend cheating on your crush while you’re doing a number two in the bathroom like a total loser.
My bestie bangs my crush while I’m pooping. Classic A Thomas.
I was in the bathroom, and my friend was out there doing his thing. A Thomas, baby.
I got called out for being a total A Thomas. I was like, 'I didn’t even know that was a thing.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid idiot who can’t get more than three kills in Apex and thinks his ult is just for show. He plays like a dummy and doesn’t know he’s the worst hitbox in the game.
He got three kills and acted like he was a pro. Classic A Thomas.
He used his ult like it was a goddamn miracle. A Thomas.
He got ganked by a no-name player. A Thomas, I tell you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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If your name is Thomas, you’re doomed to be called 'Thomas the Train' by everyone. It’s annoying as hell and makes you want to punch a kid.
My teacher called me 'Thomas the Train.' I nearly lost it.
I got called 'Thomas the Train' at lunch. I wanted to die.
My friend called me 'Thomas the Train.' I told him I’d kill him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Thomas is quiet at first but is the loudest, funniest, and most annoying person once you get to know him. He’s fast, smart, and eats dessert like it’s his job.
He’s quiet at first, but once he starts talking, you can’t shut him up.
He eats dessert every day like it’s a religion.
He’s fast enough to outrun a cop. A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Knowing everything but forgetting it all at the same time. Like you’re a genius but your brain is on vacation.
I knew the answer but forgot it in the same second. A Thomas.
He knew the test but forgot it all at once. Classic A Thomas.
I remembered everything but forgot it all. A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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It’s me. I’m Thomas. I’m the one who’s always the last to do things.
I’m Thomas. I’m the one who puts things off till the last second.
I’m Thomas. I always say I’ll do it tomorrow.
I’m Thomas. I’m the reason the group project is late.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Putting things off so hard it’s like you’re fighting a war against time.
I put it off so hard, I forgot I had to do it.
I was procrastinating so hard, I missed my own life.
I put it off till the day before it was due. Classic A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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