a they
A human who thinks they’re special and insists you call them ‘they’ even when you’re not paying attention.
They posted on TikTok: 'They is the new me. You are the old me. I’m superior.'
In a group chat, they said, 'You keep calling me ‘he’ like I’m a boy. I’m a they. You’re all wrong.'
During a Zoom call, they interrupted: 'Excuse me, I’m not a he or a she. I’m a they. You’re all stupid.'