A Team fight
A fight that’s supposed to be deadly, but nobody gets hurt. They all just fake their injuries and go home to binge-watch reality TV.
They fought like they were in a war, but then they all high-fived and went for pizza.
The fight was fake, but the drama was real. Nobody got a scratch, but they all got a headache.
After the fight, they all sat down and said, 'That was the worst fight ever.' And they were right.