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A team of gross women who punch each other with shovels. They look like they’ve been hit by a truck, have no teeth, and sound like they’re trying to scare a bear.
My aunt joined a team fight and now she smells like a garbage can.
The team fight started with a shovel and ended with a broken nose and a bad haircut.
That team fight was so bad, the judges gave everyone a participation trophy and a free tampon.