A Surfers Prayer
A Surfer's Prayer is like a wish list for the ocean, but with a lot of swearing and a promise to not drop-in on anyone.
I asked the waves to give me a good ride and make my enemy's board explode.
I prayed the ocean would give me a wave so big it knocked my friend off the board and into the water.
I made a deal with the sea that if I got a good ride, I'd never drop-in on my best friend again.