A Surfers Prayer

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A Surfer's Prayer is when you beg the universe to give you waves and make your enemies fall off their boards.

I prayed so hard the ocean gave me a wave that looked like it was trying to kill me.

I asked God to make my friend's drop-in so bad he got kicked off the board by a seagull.

I prayed to the gods of the sea and got a wave that made my board look like it was crying.

A Surfer's Prayer is like a wish list for the ocean, but with a lot of swearing and a promise to not drop-in on anyone.

I asked the waves to give me a good ride and make my enemy's board explode.

I prayed the ocean would give me a wave so big it knocked my friend off the board and into the water.

I made a deal with the sea that if I got a good ride, I'd never drop-in on my best friend again.

A Surfer's Prayer is when you curse the universe for bad waves and beg it to let you ride the best ones.

I cursed the ocean and got a wave that was so good it made my board look like it was smiling.

I begged the sea to give me a wave so big it knocked my friend off the board and into a shark.

I prayed to the god of waves and got a ride that made my friend look like he was about to cry.