a stuart
A cocky guy from Toronto who thinks he’s the best thing since pizza. People call him a Stuart because he’s full of himself and acts like he owns the place.
He walked into the bar and said, ‘I’m the best at everything.’ The barkeep gave him a look and said, ‘Then prove it.’
At the gym, he flexed and said, ‘I’m the best here.’ Then he dropped a weight and got hit in the head.
He told his friend he was the best at video games. Then his friend beat him and said, ‘You’re not the best.’